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Im Sexy and I know it - Reader funfic

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You grinned grabbing your sunglasses and throwing the other pairs to your friends, Lilli and Elizabeta as you exited your house. You had on a white skirt with a red tank top. Lilli had a white skirt and a pink tank top and Eliza had the same with a green top. You all put on your sunglasses (which happened to match the colors of your tops) and got into Eliza's car, putting the top down as you got in. You instantly plugged in your iPod, smirking as you turned "Im sexy and I know it" on full blast as the car started. You turned to the grinning Lilli and Eliza.
"You guys ready to piss of some dudes?" You asked, still smirking.
"Yes!" they both responded. You fist pumped and turned the music up louder. First, you would drive by Vash's house, hoping to get shot at so you could throw the water balloons you had so that they could explode by getting shot and create drops of water that would land on Vash himself. Well, that's what was planned for that house. Then, your would drive by Ludwigs house, get Gilbert to help, and that was as far as you'd planned for that house. You knew, though, that you were going to go and piss off Berawald… somehow.
"Vash's house on the right!" Eliza announced as she drove up to the perfectly landscaped house. You grinned and turned to Lilli.
"Now, all you gotta do is make yourself seen, 'kay?" You told her. She nodded obediently.
"But what if big bruder is really, really mad?!" Lilli questioned, wondering what would happen.
"If 'big bruder' gets 'really, really mad', you get to stay at the awesome me's house for the night!" You smiled at the uncertain fifteen-year old*. She nodded again, a small smile coming to her lips. You picked up your phone, dialing vash's number.
Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ri- Click
"Ciao**." You heard his voice say on the other end. You giggled.
"Look outside vashy~" you giggled, hanging up quickly and telling Lilli to sit up a bit, she did so and you turned up the music as the 'Aah, girl look at that body' part came on, for the second time as you had the song on single repeat. You glanced at his house and saw Vash's face through the window. He disappeared for a second, then was standing at the door, shooting at the car. You guys launched your plan. Throwing the water balloons, he shot them. They became small, water crystals that catapulted themselves at the swiss man.
"DAMN IT!" He growled, getting drenched. You turned to Eliza, who was holding her camera.
"Did you get it!?" You shrieked, she just nodded grinning. She quickly revved up the car again, as the blonde started running towards the car, and sped down the street and around a few corners to Ludwigs house.
"Lets do this!" You grinned, calling Gilbert.

To be continued
*Chibitalia kids voice* Maybe
*Yep, your sixteen in this, eliza's sixteen too and lilli's fifteen~
**Swiss Italian. Google it.

i know what your thinking.
"why is she starting this if she hasn't even updated hetalia story yay!?"
yep, to awesome of a chance to pass up.
Should i continue this?!
I ALSO LOVE THAT THIS IS MY 100th DEVIATION 8T XDD

Yep, this is Liechtenstien ACTUALLY GOING AGAINST SWITZY

...all thanks to YOU
YOU MONSTER.

I DON'T OWN ANYTHING
just your fate
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